I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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