After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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