There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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