I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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