READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
nutella sex= disaster
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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