oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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