Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
