Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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