Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
