I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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