he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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