Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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