I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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