"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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