ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Found your dick twin last night
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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