He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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