Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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