I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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