I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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