ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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