I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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