talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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