The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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