I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Randomize
