it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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