I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
kristin has been a bad kristin
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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