if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
not ubering you a puppy
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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