Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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