btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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