On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Found the puke drawer
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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