Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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