if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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