that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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