i think my tv is drunk
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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