DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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