Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Naked Twister starts at high noon
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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