you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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