so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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