just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The best revenge is premature balding
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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