so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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