I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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