Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
