So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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