No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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