so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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