I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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