mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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