dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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