I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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