Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Found the puke drawer
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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