kristin has been a bad kristin
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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