she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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