it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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