That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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