She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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