How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Your penis caused this!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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