We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I understand Curling. That high.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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