everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
sex in a hospital.. check
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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